Friday 2 March 2012

Fears over Tsar's Health


Fears have emerged over the health of HIM Tsar Ivan IV.  Paramedic vehicles were seen to be rushing to the Winter Palace tonight.  This evening's events only add to speculation that HIM is gravely ill.  HIM Ivan IV failed to attend any Silver Jubilee Celebrations held in his honour during January 2012!   In his place were either the Crown Prince Imperial or his younger brother the Grand Duke of Brandenbourg.  The Tsar, who has reigned for 25 Lego years ascended the throne of Caprica and the Low Islands at the age of 60 after the long reign of his mother the Empress Elizabeth. 

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